62869
Joke of the Day
"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."
Next Joke
"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."
"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."
"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."
"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"
"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"
"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"
"What do you tell someone annoying you need a moment? One sec, cunt."