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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."
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"The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory. He said, ""Make yourself a tome."""
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."
"If ever you feel unlucky you are. the world is 4.6 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Donald Trump."
"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"
"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."
"*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like ""who braided my hair"" HAHAHAHA"
"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""
"Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!"