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Joke of the Day

"Flight Attendant: ""Here is the extra blanket you asked for."" Me: ""Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy's mouth?"""

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old ""jam VS jelly"" joke."

"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."

"Studies show [NSFW] Studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."

"A half Chinese, half Italian mobster came into my store today He made me an offer I couldn't understand"