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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."

"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"

"Roses are red violets are glorious. You should never surprise Oscar Pistorius!"

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"I'm not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?"

"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"

"Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"