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Joke of the Day

"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"

"I'm human, but I never got to go to space. Dogs and monkeys *aren't human, but they did. That's the gist of my lawsuit against NASA."

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."

"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"

"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."