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Joke of the Day

"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"

"COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment"

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."

"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."

"Somebody told me I'm horrible with names."

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."

"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"