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Joke of the Day
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."
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"What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."
"I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible."
"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"
"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"