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Joke of the Day

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"

"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."

"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."

"Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? I've met more."

"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."

"Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do? Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. ""Oh damn, shots fired!"" But not by the pizza guy."

"Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel."

"My girlfriend is so ungrateful. Whenever I give her an orgasm... ... she just spits it out."

"We don't serve time machines A Time machine walks into a bar"

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."