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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"
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"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"
"Why do we measure snakes in inches? Because they don't have any feet!"
"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
"Someone needs to introduce the people still requesting songs on the radio to the Internet..."
"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"
"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."
"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"