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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"
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"Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!"
"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."
"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."
"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."
"What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out."
"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"
"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."
"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"