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Joke of the Day

"t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t ~ just dotting some i's and crossing some t's."

"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"

"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair"

"ITT: Jokes that would have killed at a party in 1998. I'll start us off: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both have a slot that says ""insert bill here."""

"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"