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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"

"Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds."

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."

"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."

"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"

"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"

"I, for one... is a roman numeral."