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Joke of the Day

"ITT: Jokes that would have killed at a party in 1998. I'll start us off: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both have a slot that says ""insert bill here."""

"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."

"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."

"In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)"

"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"

"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."

"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."

"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."

"I don't understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like ""woah! that's the new detergent?"""

"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."