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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
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"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"
"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."
"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."
"Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway."
"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."
"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"