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Joke of the Day

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba."

"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"

"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."

"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."

"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"