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Joke of the Day

"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"

"I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore... On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward."

"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions"

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"

"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"

"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."

"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."

"Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer? All his work was pro bono."