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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America"
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"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."
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"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests."
"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."
"Daddy! Daddy! I can't stop running in circles! Shut up son or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."