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Joke of the Day

"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"

"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"

"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."

"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."

"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."

"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"

"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."

"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."