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Joke of the Day

"If they crossover the stories of King Midas and Oedipus... It'll be pure motherfucking gold!"

"Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader."

"Can you believe Five Guys is a hamburger place and not an orgy store?! I'm too under dressed and overlubed to eat a hamburger now."

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."

"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"

"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."

"I accidentally dropped a piece of my bagel in the trash and it feels like a relative died."

"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."

"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."