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Joke of the Day

"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"

"So, a priest goes weeks without eating, walks barefoot, and has bad breath. [x-post from /r/punny] He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."

"My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag."

"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."

"What do you call an adopted ghost? Transparent"

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."