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Joke of the Day
"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."
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"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."
"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."
"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"
"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"
"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
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"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"
"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""