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Joke of the Day

"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"

"My spouse just said I'm such a cheap date that he knew he'd actually save money by marrying me. I'm apparently the Geico of women."

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."

"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."