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Joke of the Day

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them"

"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"

"40 world leaders are in DC tonight. Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?"

"How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"""I can't believe after all this shit that they're still together..."" ""Who?"" Said a curious bastard. ""My buttcheeks."""

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."