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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."
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"I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade."
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"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"
"[break-in] BURGLAR: [cracks safe] COP: Not so fast, kiddo BURGLAR: [cracks safe more slowly]"
"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."
"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."
"The Inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in."
"The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."