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Joke of the Day

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"Every time I notice some loser has deleted me for being totally awesome, I wish that the small Asian from ""The Hangover"" would pop up on their screen and scream, ""Tooood-a-loooo muthaf$ckaaaaasss!"""

"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""

"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"