52786
Joke of the Day
"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"
Next Joke
"Mom: can i borrow your laptop? Me: *deletes history* Me: *logs out of twitter* Me: *closes chrome* Me: *opens internet explorer* Me: sure"
"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."
"Why can't Australians play chess? They keep saying check, mate."
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."
"Birds shit on us because we tweet better."
"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."
"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."
"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !"