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Joke of the Day
"What's a dentists favourite time? 2:30"
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C"
"Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing"
"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"
"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."
"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."