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Joke of the Day
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"
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"I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers"
"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, but he has a 12 inch cock? Partially handicapped."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious"
"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"
"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."
"My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at him."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."