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Joke of the Day

"I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."

"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"

"Have you heard about the masochist who likes taking a cold shower every morning? So he has a hot one instead."

"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""

"Thanks to advertisements I know I need to help the diseased, the pregnant and those dying of cancer... And then have a smoke."

"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."

"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"