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Joke of the Day
"What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people? tattoo master"
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"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAINS!"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones"
"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"
"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"
"Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it."
"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"
"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"
"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."