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Joke of the Day

"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."

"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"

"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"

"The NY Jets website is down... apparently they can't put together 3 w's"

"What do you call a terrible pun? A puntastropie."

"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"

"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."

"While I'm not much of a cook, I know enough to cut sandwiches in triangles to make them taste better."