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Joke of the Day

"Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It's a mystery"

"Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads. REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers."

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"what did the dildo say to the anal bead? you stink."

"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."

"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."

"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"

"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."