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Joke of the Day

"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""

"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""

"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"