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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"
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"A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even after marriage... Husband says ""yeah, but I wasn't expecting to get married to you!"""
"nurse: ""if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half"" me: [visibly confused] wife: ""the grapes keith not the baby"""
"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"
"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"
"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""
"How'd the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."
"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."