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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"
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"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."
"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."
"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."
"If your phone rings during a movie, answer it ""Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!"" And then run head first through the screen."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded"
"Simple Math Problem How does one become a .666 Humorist? http://i.imgur.com/DVvbS15.png"
"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly passes gas and the other looks at him, ""Come on man, I'm eating over here!"""