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Joke of the Day

"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"

"I prayed to God asking him to give me a good husband. And the God did. My husband didn't pray - and he has got me to deal with."

"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."

"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."

"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."

"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."

"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"