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"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."
"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"
"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."
"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a toilet The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."
"I hate jokes about jewish people because my grandpa died in auschwitz! he got drunk and fell off the watchtower...."
"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."