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Joke of the Day

"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."

"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."

"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"

"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"

"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."