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Joke of the Day
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
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"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese."
"NSFW My wife demanded that I get a penis enlarger, so I did. .... ....she's 27 and her name is Heather."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"I'm 82 and I have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel. But it takes up too much room in my freezer... any suggestions?"
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead."
"u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it"
"Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer"
"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"
"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"