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Joke of the Day

"What do catholic priests and McDonalds workers have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."

"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."

"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."

"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."

"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"

"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."

"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"