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Joke of the Day
"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"
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"""I'm sorry Mickey, I can't file divorce just because you think Minnie's silly."" ""Your honor, I don't think you understand. She's *fucking* Goofy!"""
"I feel bad every time I lie to Waze and say I'm the passenger when I'm really driving."
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."
"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."
"FDR said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" He should have said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and polio."""
"DirecTV/Spongebob Joke Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know I have DirecTV."
"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."
"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"