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Joke of the Day

"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"My wife: ever since you got on twitter you never listen or talk to me any more. Me: yeah spaghetti for sure!"

"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."

"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."

"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""

"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance.. ..so I pushed her over."