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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11."
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"Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*"
"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
"What does it take to be a president? Nothing"
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"
"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"
"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."
"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"