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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11."
Next Joke
"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes."
"I witnessed a kidnapping on the bus today... But don't worry, he woke up before his stop."
"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand."
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"