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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again he's in here every night !"
Next Joke
"On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'"
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"
"Thanks, but it's spelled ""sexiest"", not ""sexist"". Stupid woman."
"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."
"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."
"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."