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Joke of the Day

"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."

"I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer"

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"

"I bumped in to the back of a car on the way to work A dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed 'I'm not happy!' To which I replied, 'Which one are you then?'"

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."

"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"

"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"

"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"

"Reddit users love reading the same thing again and again. Here's proof...."

"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."