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Joke of the Day
"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."
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"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."
"What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!"
"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"
"Two cannibals have just finished dinner.. One says to the other, ""your wife made a wonderful meal"". The other one says, ""I know, I'll miss her very much"". Edit:typo Edit: your (obviously)"
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."