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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake? Earthquakes stop shaking"
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"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""
"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."
"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""
"My girlfriend woke up with a smile on her face this morning. I fucking love felt tips"
"You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing."
"White jokes are not funny... unless they target a specific nationality"
"""How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?"" - Not in a kids movie, dude. ""Ok, but it's puppy skin?"" - Oh, then YES!"
"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"