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Joke of the Day
"My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person"
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"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."
"Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship And reduce to a series of periodic functions."
"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""
"The inventor of AutoCorrect... ...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off."
"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"