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Joke of the Day
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
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"ASTRONAUT 1:So sorry ASTRONAUT 2: My condolences ASTRONAUT 3: Forgive us ~~The crew of the Apollo-G"
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!"
"Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV."
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"What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18"
"Feudalism It's your count that votes."
"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."
"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."