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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"

"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."

"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."

"How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed."

"Boss: ""Are you texting?"" Me: ""No, I'm Tweeting."" Boss: ""What's the difference?"" Me: ""Texting would imply that I have friends."""

"What is the darkest / dirtiest joke you have ever heard???"

"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."