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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"
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"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"
"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""
"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."
"My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was What the f*ck are you looking at?"