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Joke of the Day

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"

"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."

"Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?"

"Overheard my girlfriend discussing her heavy flow. That bitch never told me she could rap."

"What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb"

"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? The same way he deals with all his other problems. He works it out with a pencil."