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Joke of the Day

"Poured Tresemme on a spider in the shower & scooted him down the drain, he reemerged w/ voluminous hair & screamed at me in a French accent"

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"The doctor told me I only had 2 years to live so I shot him The judge gave me 30 years."

"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."

"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fcuking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."

"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"

"Dear God, Laying an egg once a month would have been preferable. Thanks for nothing. ~ All women"